Orange and fennel salad (and weapons of mass destruction)

January 27, 2012

Generally speaking, anytime you find your dinner splattered on the walls, under the lamp shade and down your shirt you can bet there was something wrong with the recipe. But before you start pointing fingers, just know that I was something like 20 years old when I used fennel for the first time. Not knowing how to deal with it’s strong, liquorice flavor, I paired it with some veggies, rice and called it a day. It tasted like gasoline.

My boyfriend at the time, a generally well behaved pre-med student with a very tidy Clifton apartment, GQ magazines stacked by the wall and a giant collection of watches, had an unusual reaction. There, in the center of his dining room, he gathered his food in the palms of hands, tightened the congealed mess like a snowball and launched it clear across the room, sending it straight into the bay window where it smacked and puttered down to the floor.

Immediately, finding great humor in this incident, I counteracted with a missile of my own … which I directed aptly to the top of his head, where it had a glorious cascading effect, dripping down his face, down his shirt, to his shoes. And so began fennel war 2002.

I didn’t use the stuff for half a decade after that.

But people! Things are different now. My boyfriend, now my husband, still eats my food … willingly … without throwing it! Come to find out, fennel is really pretty simple to use, and really tasty – so long as you pair it with the right ingredients. For instance, citrus and fennel are perfect mates. Oranges take the edge off, fennel removes any overbearing tartness.

So, we eat this salad now with fancy forks and nice linens and without having to spend 45 minutes prying fennel out of the couch cushions.

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Dr. P January 27, 2012 at 9:37 am

I love your photos and this recipe is fantastic! I have a food blog specifically for people with food allergies and have started a new journey – 100 Days of Fun with Real Food.

With your permission I’d love to share this link as part of the journey. If you have other wheat, gluten, dairy or sugar free recipes I’d love to have you join us!

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Borrastafary February 21, 2012 at 4:08 am

A relaly nice salad. I love your simple presentation. I will be trying this very soon. I was planning on buying a mandolin for home use and this might just be the push I need.

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Courtney January 27, 2012 at 9:42 am

Sure thing, Dr. I’d be honored. Thanks for sharing your blog.

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Stephen Sayre via Facebook January 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

Love fennel – especially on pizza!

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Stephen Sayre via Facebook January 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

Love fennel – especially on pizza!

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